conta@ukraine

I have no idea what they told you about Santa Claus, but it is probably not true. At least for me, not a lot of stuff I have heard about him was real...

And how can I be so sure? I was employee of Santa for a while...



And I am pretty sure, it was not North Pole, but Ukraine. He is owner of that camp, and in the camp, there is no factory for making presents [at least I haven't found any]. So there must be somebody else making and bringing presents for kids at Xmas, maybe baby-Jesus... No idea, thought.

Hey, wait! How can it be?! He can make presents at another location.

Nope. I asked him about it. He is not fan of Xmas. He hates them! In fact, he is only fan of alcohol. Everytime we met, he was drunk. That's why he need a personal driver. That's why 1000s of people in UA need some sort of personal drivers.

But idea of Santa as fat old man with white hair and beard is true. He talks a lot, and very louldy [one can think about his voice as about voice of hungry dog, very hungry one], but I have never heard him saying "Hou Hou Hou, Merry Xmas". I think I mentioned his attitudes to Xmas. And one more thing: he likes cutting the grass a lot. When I heard someone's cutting grass, I knew he is in camp. Ou, fuck! He is person to better not be next to.

Well, everyone's afraid of him, and noone wanna argue with him, not only me. Cause that's what drunk people are like: do not argue with them, it's pointless, better just say: yes, sure. And not very loudly you should say: fuck you! In way he can not hear you.

I was doing so. Often.